Torchwood monitors all websites that are trying to prove that the Doctor is real. This is not something I am able to control, so be wary of this. If Torchwood contacts you, the best course of action is to stay silent!

They may be called CHJ in this universe, or maybe not even that. But you can't trust them, so be on your guard!

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 Oi, TORCHWOOD! If you are reading this, back off!